totally in love with my new nannying job. the baby is so cute and she’s so smiley and takes great naps so I can relax!

I also might’ve accidentally taught her to walk today…. ooooppsss

(Source: perfectdogs)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines)

"Letting go isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something that you have to do over and over again, every day."
— Andie McPhee (via ladybugslayer)

mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

"My revolution is born out of love for my people, not out of hatred for others."
— Immortal Technique, “The Poverty of Philosophy” (via eb-n-flo)

optimistfeminist:

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

THIS

(Source: weheartit.com)

just finished watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 and it was SO GOOD.

so so so so so good. wow. great movie.